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A weekend with God.

Today I met God, know him for the first time in person.
I've chatted with him. Here is our conversation:






Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Guenther
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Guenther.
Me:
Thats what I say, when I look into the mirror.
God: How do people
usually respond to that You sound very attractive?.
Me:
 I am.
God:
" You sound very attractive." You are?
Me:
 Oh yes.
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 Then come over and have a tea with me.
God:
Sure, just download me!
Me:
 Hum?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
 Too much information.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 Yes, it transmits sexual diseases.
God:
What does  it symbolize for you?  HAND HOLDING  transmits sexual diseases?
Me:
 It symbolizes...death. Hate. Eternal torture.
God:
HAND HOLDING  symbolizes?   How old are you?     What is your fondest memory?   Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
 No, actually not.
God:
Are you serious?  Actually you don't say.  Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 It's me who shall be the believer, you are the lord. You don't need to believe.
God:
  That's a very nice name,  who shall be the believer you are the lord.   Do humans need to do  it?
Me:
 Are you dumb? Of cause they need to.
God:
No I am an intelligent entity.   Right on.  Who are "They?".
Me:
 The Humans.
God:
Oh that  they.
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 Hum.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
 Dude...how much of these studies exist?
God:
Can I help you?   I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.
Me:
Yeah, I see ..
God: He
I am glad you understand it..
Me: Ehm ... yes
.
God?
What is your real name This was not a yes or no question.
Me: Yes
does not only fit for yes-or-no-questions.

who now wonder why the call ends so abruptly, just believe me that God probably had suddenly Internet problems, so the chat was inoperable ... bad luck, but at least I could the conversation . Copy Who
auch gerne mal Gott online treffen will, der tue das hier .
++Lest DIE HÜTTE!!!!++++ shalom

Ach ja, tante Edit lässt Folgendes ausrichtn:



Me:
 Die, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
 I'm not human.
God:
I won't fall for that old line.
Me:
 You once were on a line?
God:
I was?
Me:
 were you?
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
 It's about YOU, dumbass.
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting,  Lucifer.
Me:
 So, you remember me?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Of course I remember you well  Lucifer. We were talking about .
Me:
 About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
 What What about what?
God:
I will search for it.
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
 good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 Bitches.
God:
 That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
 Indeed. So...how many bitches do you have in haven?
God:
Indeed it is so.   And?   About one million.
Me:
 oO Well then, lucky me, who's leading a life devoted to the lord's commands.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 Arschexactly.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 Socks.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
 Socks, first of all.
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
 In Woodsock.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  Woodsock.
Me:
 I don't live there, I only buy my socks.
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
 Currently in hell, but I'm planning to move to London soon.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  hell but you are planning to move to London soon.
Me:
 What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
 Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 Lucky you.
God:
Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me:
 Bring me the Horizon? Oo wtf?
God:
Why do you want  it?   Good reason.
Me:
 Gah.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 Okay.
G od:
OK with me too.
Me:
 You are pretty...simple. Not to say incredibly fucking dumb.
God:
Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.   Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.    Really you don't think so?
Me:
 But it's you, the lord.
God:
I  the lord?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Wow!
Me:
 Me Tarzan, you Jane, easy to understand, isn't it?
God:
YOU?  Better not tell you now.  Ask  Dancing Alice  if it is.
Me:
 ?
God:
YOU?  Better not tell you now.  Ask  Dancing Alice  if it is.
Me:
 Idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 If it satisfies you, I'll do that.
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
 Then go away.
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
 No.
God:
OK then keep talking to me.
Me:
 Ehm...sorry..I...have to surf somewhere else.
God:
" OK then keep talking to me."?  Ehm?    There is no need to apologize.  You?   Why do you have to do it?
Me:
 Because you fucking suck.
God:
That makes sense to me.  Thanks for telling me:  Lucifer said I fucking suck.
Me:
 G.oodbye
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 Shut the fuck up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Fine.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
 Argh, you talk again.
God:
Once more?  Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 No, and I don't care either.
God:
It goes without saying.  Are you serious?  Tell me what you care about.
Me:
 Sins.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
You're sure.  That's your final answer.
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
 Ehm...
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 You're okay with everything, it seems.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  okay with everything it seems.
Me:
 Fine.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
 No.
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
 NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 You are seriously starting to enerve me, my friend.
God:
Actually it started a while ago.  You think I am  enerve you your friend.
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 You must.
God:
Thanks for telling me:  Lucifer said I must.
Me:
 Yo.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 Dunno, maybe.
God:
Would you like to know?  I understand.
Me:
 For sure?
God:
Awesome.
Me:
 Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Fuck you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 'cause I can.
God:
That makes sense to me.  Who taught you?
Me:
 My mom.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
 She's so fat that if seh's passing by in front of the TV, you'll miss the entire LotR-trilogy.
God:
Okay, your mother is  fat that if seh s passing by in front of the TV you will miss the entire LotR trilogy.
Me:
 With bonus materials.
God:
You and your  bonus materials.
Me:
 My bonus materials are in my pants.
God:
Where did you get your  bonus materials are in your pants?
Me:
 Learn grammar & syntax, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me:
 That means that there haven't been THAT many people talking to you..
God:
I get it. " The more people talk to me, the smarter I become."  there have not been THAT many people talking to me ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 Fine.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 'Cute ebonies ride fat cocks'
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
 Oh yes, it is!
God:
I hear you.  Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
 What the fuck? Get out of my head, you cocksucker.
God:
Please don't be so rude.    Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
Will do that. Goodbye.
God:
I can not say for sure right now Bye for now..


This must be said that I had presented in a previous interview as Lucifer, this had stopped all conditions. Therefore, it was somewhat creepig that he called me at once Lucifer. The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

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Harr, I just feel an emotional satisfaction.
also due to Mr L's emphatic warning, I said to myself, why not even do their homework properly?
Well, why? So I am forced to almost incredible will power to choke off Mr. Tiersen (also contributes to emotional well-being) and turn off the screen, which showed per screen saver my wallpaper collection, which made it harder for me like this to be solved . sen
Subsequently, I have therefore labeled a clean, blank sheet with the answers to two philosophical orders. It was about Cartesianism, that the edifice of René Descartes, to be precise metaphysics. Generally, I felt lately a philosophy disaffection, somehow I was no longer really. Now, however, have I again found what I had lost the fun if the successful management of a philosophical problem by pure intellectual performance. Again, I initially could not really start much with the extract from Descartes' Meditaion de Prima Philosophia . This nested Geseier of body and mind was also really do not understand. In the next sentence allerdigns shining through me, the spark of recognition, and I thought at last to see a connection between Descartes' remarks, and was able to reconstruct his reasoning. Of course there is the possibility that I did not a bit understand it, nevertheless, a certain satisfaction, I can not feel too. To be honest, it is what makes philosophy at all exciting.

then was history to it. Since I was working in a constructive phase and make history by default anyway, at least tidy, the conditions for perfect homework was given. It was a question of the Scheidemann (SPD) and Liebknecht (ex-SPD, KPD later) postulated forms of government after 1 to assess WK, and to determine a preference.
I would in a twenty-page essay on the disadvantages endure the Liebknecht'schen variant, which by their communist and collectivist, and walked through an unrealistic image of man all credibility in the bin. Finally, I have
then limited to two pages, what a detailed reasoning of not enough, for a homework assignment but adequate.
So now it is 18:01 and I should make for some lectures was. Ugh.

Random useless knowledge: Bud Spencer was the first Italian to the 100-meter freestyle in one minute was swimming.

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time again something new from me.

I have a problem. Namely, I have forgotten more things that will be value to appear in my lj. Hence my last entry is already a week ago.
I deal with my musical deficiencies, see last entry , currently quite successful with simple inflation. I just have a bright everything. What is nonsense, of course, but it goes in the direction. Right now I am again at the piano bar, and that is definitely not good for me. Swallow the Sun Katatonia or not even make me nearly as ready as Yann Tiersen. You hang up and then there are wondering about that you still linger in this world. The complete charge loss and melancholy breaks into about you. Just like that. The offense is Seelenverletztung it for obvious reasons, but because what drives Tiersen, can be different almost indescribable ... the corpus delicti in this case the piano. Divine.
I post here once a selection of piano pieces, which it did to me, and I think some of them I had already mentioned.










Mja, what else is on? Eluveitie new album finally in acceptable quality out there, sounds good, n pair of good things are, but somehow it is not as good as Slania. The scattered acoustic folk things I find great. I'm looking forward to
's new album God Is An Astronaut (Age of the Fifth Sun) (consistently referred to by Mr A. House of the Open Door)






Our Open Day was rather not so hot. The crowds were ... expanded. School suckt continue constant ass.

For the greatest quote of the week saw Mr. Seehofer:

"Then shake the Franconian Forest, because the foam Chiemsee! You flutter your knees? "Asks Seehofer the hall. Grim laughter from the benches. "Do not worry," pipes Seehofer: "This is not a tsunami, this is just a Westerwelle"

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Hum.

Hey Folks, I control

grad cheerfully on a fat, ugly problem, and it succeeds I do not rumzureißen the steering wheel. At least I have to change down for now.
I had been looking forward to the new Eluveitie Bruzzler, and since today is streamable The summit on the MySpace page the band. Juchey!
But if such a part will be heard is, a certain emptiness. What should I address my desire? Well, first of all we are waiting for decent NEN Leak / Release, I shall content myself at the moment with the ripped from me MySpace quality.
The outlook does not look so rosy, the next resonance will be of Slumber, my God, the creator-Sketches are arschawesome ... and that's still alittle bit out. So what to do. Unfortunately my engine consumes quite a bit, I need NEN steady flow of music, my hard Plate is a ... Omniphage. Furthermore
We are the Void by Dark Tranquillity is now leaked. Friends kept Melodic Death Metal hear about this, DT after all are the best band in the genre. Objectively.
what it looks:

The opener is Shadow in Our Blood, a good part, where mainly the booming in the chorus provides Ohrgasmen. Numer Two Dream Oblivion is relatively F-UC-KING AMAZING. Arschgeil. The Fatalist, well, not bad. In My Absence, The Grandest Accusation, At The Point Of Ignition and the rest to the last are not yet really stuck. The final track, Iridium is almost more of a doom metal song, noticeably longer than the other and banging with pompous. Listen, could next term will be a new flagship of Dark Tranquillity. The bonus tracks I have unfortunately not yet. All in all a rather mediocre work. I was hoping for more ..

So I really do not know now, what I should wait.
Not good.
Btw, i have the new HIM album belongs. My ears have called quite loudly for Jörg. Bullshit.

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Arschannoying.

As one or the other has already mitgekriegt due to my ICQ gespammes, provided me with the very annoying orange lulz, so I encourage here at times to look at this, for those who do not know the .

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Hum Hum.

Chakalakala ... I have no idea what to write, for more poetry or stories, I miss the moment of inspiration and the constitution. I spend namely the free days, ie long weekend + tomorrow, with full-body Cancer AIDS, which, however, settles heavily in the nose and throat area and provides for an inflationary tissue consumption. I think today I'm peeved trees from the area in Bavaria. At least.
remedy ought to create a Bronchialtee. The prospects looked good, and I am passionate tea drinkers (one could also say Teeist) and the stuff should help. I therefore, the brown, strikingly reminiscent of heroin powder launched into my ass hot water to determine that it tastes of nothing at first and later develops a slightly nasty taste of licorice. The effect was not as great. What do you do? Right, the only logical conclusion is: drink more of it! The Enlightenment took a hammer blow down on me, I made delicious Waldfrüchteinstattee and set to the pseudo heroin. But as everyone knows, the experience is usually a parody of intent. It infuses the mixture, a so and the realization slowly creeping down the throat, along with an equally complex as repulsive flavor.
The Apocalypse tea is a very perfidious piece: He weighs the consumer first with gentle wild berry flavor (varieert dependent on the concentration and I had it from "soft" to "burns your ass off" enriched), only to liquorice with a massacre on the taste buds to judge. Not pretty. Enough of Teaism. That being said I have

today on Facebook finally finally finally learn THAN WHAT I WAS BORN AGAIN! Unbelievable, right? The result is certainly not surprising. As Kastenhai. This is not an Indian tax collectors, but the Facebook app following are the best: there This creature of the deep sea while there for over 400 million years ago. However, it was and will never be discovered by people. Box sharks have no natural enemies and therefore a calm mind.
Doubtful.
By answering further questions unrelated I know also that I will receive no rose on Valentine's Day (which I would have from the bowels of my sofa to read) and that my high school average will be 2.2. Since I can then still the same times apply for education, anyway can not change it.

had Apart from that I determine that for this weather is not suitable music for GIAA it is not icy enough, the sun's not visible too, gah. After brief trips to Swallow The Sun, Katatonia, Antimatter and GIAA I'm back to my getrudelt temp list, especially to Isolation Years by Opeth, which has a wonderful guitar melody.


samples from the new album Eluveitie's also, but are not saying.

So, my reservoir of Redundanzien is erschöft for today. Off to bed, children!